As requested by my brother
a Flying Spaghetti Monster plush! Great love to all you Pastafarians out there, and may his noodly appendage bring blessings to you. RAmen.
His meat balls are very dense yarn pom poms and his noodles are made from anti-pill fleece. Both his eyes and two of his noodle limbs are pose able. His limbs are strong enough to hold small objects like buttons and paperclips. I imagine he'll be a fun desk ornament.